Procrasti-bake

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking, typically involving elaborate or time-consuming recipes that serve as a distraction from the task at hand. Procrasti-baking often results in a delicious treat, but also a delay in completing important tasks. The term "procrasti-bake" is a play on the words "procrastinate" and "bake."
I know I have an essay due tomorrow, but I just can't focus right now - I think I need to procrasti-bake some brownies to clear my head.
by uhTipy April 09, 2023
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Bake a brownie

When you take a shit and then shove it up the girls pussy, 'impregnating' her with the poop.
hey Candice, u wanna bake a brownie tonight?
by Autistic_Lemon June 19, 2023
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bushes baked beans

When you cum on a girl who has a bush
Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl
by Andrewsium December 30, 2017
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Baking

Baking is when butterflies smoke a spliff and get high with nayshawn
My butterfly was baking in the jacuzzi with nayshawn last year
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Baking

Baking is a term used to describe the action of one or more teammates "trolling" their team or group.
He's baking, he's baking!
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Baking

Synonym for the UK slang term 'bait'.
Baking is used to describe something of a dangerous

Used to describe when a situation is particularly troublesome for an individual / collective taking part in typically illegal activities.
"Feds about tonight, bare baking"
"I just lost my Bag, so baking"
"Lost my half z, Bakin' af"
by Ice Wollacum March 16, 2024
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