pirate attack

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

by Sharkpunch123 March 13, 2008

heart attack massacre

The ultimate drink created by Adam Smithson. It consists of Monster, Red Bull, Mt. Dew, Dr. Pepper, and a drop of Orange Soda, all mixed into a large subway cup...The drink is so powerfull it will have you bouncing off the walls for a good amount of time.
DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK.

me: IM SOOO FUCKIN HYPER!
you: why?
me: I JUST SLURPED UP A HEART ATTACK MASSACRE!

by TYLERECALL April 21, 2010

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

a sexist game played my men to determine the worth of a woman through rating her appearance on a scale of one to ten.

Girl: "The 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), is stupid and offensive."
Boy: "Is it that time of the month?"

by tokenism October 22, 2016

Sleep Attack

The sensation that something is coming at you while you are sleeping, usually ending up with the victim waking up and shaking uncontrollably. Can be related to sleep apnea (a real disorder) or presomination

When i tried to sleep last night, I had a major sleep attack.

by Matazaron January 3, 2008

magnetic attraction

This is a phrase to describe people liking each other in a romantic way but however they are not sure whether the love is real or not thus , they do not date each other but they like each other and they know it. It is like friends with benefits but no sexual actions is involved. This is noticed when two people look at each other constantly and may or may not involve "stalking".

You and Cheryl have magnetic attraction on each other right..? You guys look so cute together!!!

by Cofeekeefe February 20, 2017

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

This is what people use when they are giving out rates. Now, to many people, they can interpret their rating in many ways, but this is how I interpret it, and how I believe everyone else should too,

10/10: Undoubtedly beautiful

9/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
8/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
7/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
6/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
5/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
4/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
3/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
2/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
1/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
0/10: Undoubtedly beautiful

If you get a bms, that means "break my scale" so, also, undoubtedly beautiful. If anyone says anything along the lines of "ew you're ugly I'd never rate you", you should also interpret that to be undoubtedly beautiful.

"Can you give me a rate on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), ?"

"7/10"

"I am undoubtedly beautiful, awesome, thanks!"

by madlemon December 10, 2016

Chocolate attack

This can only be properly performed when you have diarrhea. You run up to someone while they are either sleeping or looking away or somehow distracted, and you shit your liquidy-ass shit onto their head.

The first fraternity party I ever went to, I was chocolate attacked by a 350-pound sack of shit named Jeb.

by Sgt. Baker May 14, 2005