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There Is No Such Thing As Free Pussy

"Hey man I banged a hot chick last night, but I think she has a kid."
"Ha, there is no such thing as free pussy."
by Chet Cummings 13 September 24, 2008
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B.A.S.

B.A.S. is the abbreviation for Big Arm Syndrome, a condition found in girls who are slightly overweight where their upper arms are huge compared to the rest of their body. The condition is common in girls who try to stay in shape but neglect their upper body. Often B.A.S. can be the result of a diet high in fat and above average consumption of alcohol. If it is not watched closely it can spread causing the girl to become extremely overweight.

Occasionally it is difficult to spot a girl with B.A.S. as a common side effect is having large breasts, which can be distracting.

Girls with B.A.S. are often over sensitive about their weight and this causes them to be combative and down right bitchy.

The Cure is to go to the gym and lift light weights that tone the bicep and tricep area of the arm. Along with a controlled diet of not eating like a cow, many girls have been able to escape the terrible syndrome and go on to be hot girls again.
"Hey man look at that babe over there with the big boobies"
"Ah I see, too bad she has a serious case of B.A.S."

"Oh that's a shame, she had a lot to work with, I hope she gets help soon, I'd hate to see her condition worsen."
by James Madison's Mentor February 10, 2012
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hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.
We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation
by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008
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safe as houses

A British term refering to the safety in investing by buying houses.
Although that bridge looks rickety is really as safe as houses.
by IrishLass138 April 1, 2017
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A.S.K Crew

Pretty much the coolest most exclusive group in the entire universe. access to this crew requires you to have a first name starting with the letters A, S or K. this crew is notorious for roaming the mean streets of Hamilton and for partying like its 1999 every Thursday and still making it to course on Friday morning
Where are you going tonight?
out with the A.S.K Crew
OMG you're SOOOOOO Lucky!!!

Where is the A.S.K Crew going tonight?
Town..duh!!
by aaassskkk September 20, 2010
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A/S/L

Age/Species/Location The furry's mating call put simply to yiff on msn and aol messenger
Furry Guy1:A/S/L
Furry guy2:80/Dog/In your house
Furry guy1: 0.o
by Almighty mew October 9, 2008
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scary as balls

Exceptionally scary.
It was scary as balls when your dad walked in on your mom and I in bed.
by David P Wright March 13, 2008
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