Abstinence Whore

a person, most of the time a girl, who is crazy for abstinence, a little less than a prude, but still annoying as hell when it comes to getting in their pants. sometimes this person can be a tease, but a lot of the time they just dont find pleasure in sexual things.

often times they dont have the desire to be fingered because they are afraid it will "hurt" like a mofo.

unfortunately these people are often really really hot, so it sucks.

Shelby is such an abstinence whore, i was trying to hook up with her at prom and she wouldn't let me find the promise land, so i ditched her ass for an after party.

by cbaby4 May 4, 2010

Mormon Abstinence

anal sex before marriage

I'm saving myself for marriage, lets use mormon abstinence.

by tough titties December 17, 2011

under your absence

HOTTEST band ever!!!!...They only play the best kind of music around, plus they are the HOTTEST men around ... and me and the original definer are just lucky enough to be dating one of the members... So hot they are *drool*... They play the only music worth being called music

"Man scuttle isn't Under your Absence like the HOTTEST band ever?"
"Scuttle aren't we the luckiest people in the world to have actually touched a member of Under your Absence?"
"Frick I love PHJ from Under your Absence"

by Pencil Head Jr. Lover!!!! April 6, 2004

Abstinence

Holding oneself back voluntarily. Ha! Ha! Ha!

"Abstinence", it makes the "Hard" grow fonder.

by Ha! ha! ha! January 16, 2009

Abstinence

Something that does not work.

9/10 chastity vow takers break their pledge.

Abstinence does not work

by Animalzap August 22, 2009

Absofuckinglutely

An expression that denotes certainy in a way deliverable only by Mr Big.

"Will you marry me?"
"Absofuckin'lutely!"

by Charlotte June 8, 2004

abster

A white boomer who is extremely racist

You : you see abster over there?
Average Folk : yea?
You : He's a racist boomer
Average Folk : Oh hah

by Anime Police February 16, 2020