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Red Apples

Marlboro regular cigarettes popular with cowboys and carpenters
Hey Jock-o you got any Red Apples, my old-lady smoked all mine
by Jake Albanese October 5, 2003
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Apple Mush

The new word for apple sauce. For real its not a sauce! I don't see you putting it on anything. Just call it apple mush!
Dude #1 "Hey dude want some apple sauce?"

Dude #2 "Its called apple mush! Get your head in the game!"
by Theapplemusher April 30, 2010
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Apple Pie

A slang word for the STD chlamydia
I gave some slut some apple pie last night.
by 0Kira0 December 30, 2008
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apple computer

A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)
by Rob July 4, 2003
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Apple Mac

An abbreviation of the name of a type of computer invented by the computer company Apple which Steve Jobs introduced in January 1984. The Apple Macintosh was the first commercially successful computer with a graphical user interface.

At one point in time the term Apple Mac was used as an abbreviation for all computers created by Apple. Now the computers are just referred to as Apples, although you can still see the Mac link with computers such as the Mac Pro.
Have you seen the new Apple Mac?

Have you got the new Mac Pro?
by crystalkittykatt January 20, 2008
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Apple Chapel

-noun

1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.

2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".
Don't go to the mall. There's 400 nerds waiting to get into the Apple Chapel.
by herrocroser September 14, 2011
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Red Apple

Happens when a female yells out she's on her period while receiving oral sex from a man. Once the man's head pops up in surprise, the female then punches, knees, or kicks the man in the adams apple.
Francesca was getting the worst head of her life from Steve so she gave him a red apple to thank him for his troubles.
by Charlie4chicks January 21, 2009
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