muff

A slang word for Motherfucker

This Fucking Muff Niger can won't open

by Muff Niger November 22, 2016

muffs

the best food on the wirral. A local food supplier.. exceptional.

Muffs are the future basically.. like walls but with more class! (Sorry) harsh but true.

I'm going to Muffs to get a kick ass lunch and then decide what I'm gonna cook tonight fir Mrs.. man they have so much good stuff in there it's insane. I feel like Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen..

by finn11 October 01, 2020

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling of sweat rolling down your muff making it greasy

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 06, 2024

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling when sweat rolls down your muff

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 06, 2024

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen February 08, 2011

Sped Muff

Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.

For Example,

Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?

meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.

by M[cote]2013 June 06, 2009

muff scuffle

an altercation between vaginas

'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'

by VandalTabby May 22, 2018