Museum Zombie 

People who go to museum just to take Insta-worthy photos and treat artworks as the background of their photos. Zero Credit given to the artists. Take pictures with famous drawings and pretend to be a art fanatic, but actually just thirty for likes. Give zero-fuck to the artworks and only care about themselves looking good.

Britney: IM SOOOO GOING TO MOMA TODAY.
Tyler: but didn't you go like 2 weeks ago?
Britney: I.Dont.Care. I'm running out of pics to put on instagram and I just want to take picture with that night with the stars drawing.
Tyler: ....ugh.Museum Zombie.

Museum Zombie by amazingracexx November 1, 2016

Trump Zombie 

The dangerously unstable, empty shell of a former human being, mindlessly walking the earth while spewing endless conspiracy theories about stolen elections, deep state, etc. and babbling about the hateful, racist, xenophobic ideals of their fascist politics. Fear the Brain-Dead!

I saw another Trump Zombie today, still driving around with Trump Banners on their POS pickup truck.

Trump Zombie by trimmers321 November 10, 2020

Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus 

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus returns from dead on Easter and becomes Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus. He hunts for eggs and brains. His bite will turn you into a zombie but will also cleanse you of all sin.

It's Easter! Happy Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus Day!

Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus by ETNSA May 14, 2011

hover zombie 

Jesus Christ, in reference to the proposition that he not only died, and subsequently was reborn, but also was capable of flying back up to heaven.

Under 'religion' on my profile, I put that I had accepted the hover zombie into my heart.

hover zombie by Dave Z. September 27, 2007

Clunge Zombie 

A term used to describe a male individual that is perpetually in a trance-like state, obessing only over the acquisition of intercourse with the opposite gender.

Alex: "4mo is a pretty big Clunge Zombie."
Nick: "Yeah but don't forget that Charlie Sheen will always be the Numero Uno Clunge Zombie."
Alex: "Ev-ery-day-troe!"

Clunge Zombie by Troe April 19, 2010

Vodka Zombie

One (usually male) who is so inebriated that they have the appearance of an undead creature. They are often spotted stumbling through social gatherings/parties, mumbling incoherently and usually end up face down with the cup of vodka still in one hand. With males, these foul beasts are often overcome by an insatiable lust for pussy, so watch out ladies. Don't try reasoning with these fucking beasts, as they are beyond help at this point of intoxication.

(Steve) Man, Gabe was one dumb son of a bitch last night.

(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.

(Gabe) Fuck you both.

Vodka Zombie by iLOVEtwat May 22, 2010

Dick Zombie 

Someone with an innate need to suck dicks comparable to the way a zombie needs to eat flesh. A dick zombie can be either male or female.

Otis: "Hey Gunther, guess who got to third base with Macy Hertz?" Gunther: "Everyone. That girl's a DICK ZOMBIE."

Dick Zombie by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 19, 2013