Giving the Biscuit

Similar to "give the business". To scold, ball bust, or generally give someone a hard time; particularly over laziness or a poorly done job.

Can you believe him giving the biscuit to me for not doing any work?! I do plenty around here.

by ExTrafficGuy August 07, 2018

shark biscuit

Australian slang for a body board (that you lie down on), as opposed to a surfboard (that you stand up on). Derisive term for a body board used by surfboard riders.

She could be a great surfer if only she'd get off that shark biscuit and try a real board.

by BillieBlue November 06, 2013

Fanny Biscuits

The female equivalent of 'smegma'

"She hadn't washed her pants in days, they were full of fanny biscuits"

by hiyalove April 11, 2010

biscuit nipples

When you have eczema on your nipples and they start to flake off like dry biscuits.

I don't want to go any further, I'm self conscious of my biscuit nipples.

by chellybelly42069 July 26, 2017

Biscuit Cake

A lonely seagull.

Aww look at that little biscuit cake!
Let's give it some rice crackers!

by EliAmbrosia August 01, 2008

Cooter Biscuit

A Cooter Biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.

My girlfriend's Aunt Flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.

Guy1: Dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
Guy2: Bro, I got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.

by Jake Murdock September 21, 2014

biscuit fucked

biscuits are undoubtably filling, but when used with the word "fucked" we are relating the state of being full with two sexual acts, creampies and swallowing

For Example:

waking up drunk from a party
"i don't know what the hell happened last night but i know i got biscuit fucked"

"that bitch straight up got biscuit fucked by ________, u know that hoe's pregnant"

by 420Tuesdays August 16, 2011