Posh wank

A masturbation session using and condom on the dude's dick. Posh in the sense that there is no need to clean up.Posh wanks are renowned for feeling better than normal wanks and make the user jizz cum faster. Posh wanks are best served on a monthly basis as they can be gotten used to is this happens the only known cure is to go back to normal wanks for about a month then go back on to posh wanks once then another month long break.

I had a posh wank recently I got the jonny's from my local pub I cummed inside of 2 minutes

by lloydoyd March 21, 2011

Load of Wank

Anything that is untrue or falacy.......Typically used by Pompous British men.

Sean saying he is a womanizer, thats a load of wank.

by Bebes May 13, 2005

M&S Wank

A wank focussed on the celebrity Myleene Klass, as seen in a bikini on the posters for UK company Marks and Spencer. (M&S)

J: Ah mate I just had the biggest M&S Wank
T: That's wrong homeslice, she has a baby now

by Calvin J Klein August 3, 2007

wank off

What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.

After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.

by sicko the clown November 14, 2004

wankbot

* A person for whom wanking has become a routine, automatic activity.
* A person whose idiodic behavior has become second nature.

is he in the can again? that dude is a total wankbot.

by ninehalo May 26, 2004

wank

Really bad, just generally rubbish

e.g 'fuck me, that journey was WANK'

by AlexBr0405 August 24, 2007

macho wank

when a man uses a full length mirror to his advantage. the mirror gives the true scale of the manhood in proportion to the body and boosting your confidence and making you feel 'macho'! obviously while bashing one out at the same time...MACHO WANK!

Jon: hey marco, did you have a good night?

Marco: yeah mate, had a macho wank init!

by JonTRC+Marco September 8, 2005