run the water

1.) a common practice in North America, the act of running water in a sink while defecating in an attempt to prevent others from hearing the embarrassing noises one emits while having a bowel movement

2.) a synonym for having a bowel movement

Mark: "Brother I ate two dinners last night and I was running the water for like a half hour."

Trent: "Man, after eating all this Taco Bell I'm really gonna have to run the water."

Jeremy: "Did you see that guy just run into the bathroom? He must have to run the water BAD!"

by DavefestClassic September 26, 2011

water chicken

What mexicans call a "penguin"

Yo homes, check out that water chicken, it's like cold and everything.

by drewsccook October 25, 2007

wet walter

similar to a wet willy (or willie), but when you lick your finger and put it in someone's asshole, making sure to turn it around for discomfort. extra points for anal discharge.

while evan was sleeping, i went behind him and gave him a wet walter

by evanslover December 11, 2007

walk on water

1. Greatest thing ever.
2. Insult, used to make fun of obsessed people.

Based off the fact that Jesus walked on water.

I love him so much, he can walk on water.

I know he can walk on water, but shut up about him. No one cares.

by invisible February 2, 2004

back waiter

front waiter's assistant, quarterback, slave

Joe, the front waiter, frequently got pissed off at his back waiter, Clarissa, because she never properly introduced the dessert cheese platter. Clarissa frequently got pissed off at Joe for ordering her around like a diva so she started smoking cigarettes when she was supposed to be clearing plates, much to Joe's dismay.

by KMartt August 20, 2007

gay waiter

In poker, a slang term for holding a queen and a three of any suit.

I got dealt a gay waiter in that game of Texas Hold 'Em we played last night.

by rhaps0dy August 4, 2004

water fountain

Noun

A Person who goes around satisfying the sexual thirst of other people.
Usually a man or a woman that will go home with anyone. Akin to "going to a water fountain"

Brad: Did you see Billy last night? The thirst was real.

James: Yeah, and he went home with Sandy. I heard that she did the same with Jack yesterday. she's a real water fountain

by Shelooked18 November 22, 2013