Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.

Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

tor up

1. Physically or mentally impaired, especially via inebriation
2. Outlandish or uncanny
3. Torn, ripped, or damaged

"I'm tor up as shyt."
"That jacket is tor up!"

by sameul jones philips October 26, 2007

Up and Down

Up and Down reffers to cocaine (Up) and heroin. (Down)

"Yo let me get 5 up and 10 down."

Buyer- "Hey papi, do you got both up and down?"
Dealer- "Yes!"
Buyer- "Awesome! Let me get 7 up, 10 down."
Dealer- "That's 170 papi."

by uhhuhman February 12, 2021

fauxucked up

The feeling you get when drinking an excessive amount of non-alcoholic beers amoung other people drinking "real" beer.

Jason: Dude I just killed a 12 pack of Sharps!

Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?

Jason: Yup!

by chase hollywood November 11, 2011

Go on up

Taken from 2 Kings 2:23, literally meaning go to heaven, is a phrase used to mock Christians, especially when they're being belligerent. Unlike the story in the bible, the user will generally not get retribution for using this phrase.

Go on up, you baldhead!

by Amy_S April 19, 2019

Loosen up

Something somebody tells you when they want to see you wreck your life for their amusement.

The guy was a responsible kid who liked who he was the way he was at one time, but he tried to loosen up and live on the wild side because he thought he might have missed out on something, and ended up being certain that being a poser wasnt for him, he tried it, so he knew it was all done to get money while telling people you dont care what they think even when you care more than anybody else what people think. Everybody cares what people think, and that's one of the things you end up facing no matter how long you keep telling people you dont care what they think. You end up facing them, and they end up facing you.

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020

butter'd up

when you fill up the butthole.

matthew butter'd up jason last night for a new video on slapdaddy.com

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017