twat ape

an unshaven vagina with flabby lips and smells like a buttsickle or a monkey butt.

unkempt orfice usually clogged by a massive amount of long, curly hair.

Get that twat ape out of my face.

Nykia, stop being a twat ape.

I coudn't find the glory hole on that twat ape.

Mike got his hands stuck in a Nykia's twat ape.

by licker-hater January 14, 2011

Twat Bandit

Man who easily seduces women

Mark is a real twat bandit, he's got a new woman in the sack evry weekend and they know it.

by Jason ! August 17, 2007

Twat-guac

Vaginal semen that's partially coagulated to become a gelatinous state and is referenced to the look and feel of guacamole.

"Girl, go wash that twat-guac, little nasty."

by Assuhbrah August 13, 2016

Twat Tweet

A random nude picture, commonly sent through social media, that displays all or some genitalia.

"You know you can trust me with some twat tweets baby!"

Or

Person 1: "Did you see the pic James got at 4am last night?"

Person 2: "Ya, that was one nice twat tweet."

by Xeroe July 17, 2014

Twat Squat

Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.

Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

Twat shot

A snap shot of the pussy also known as the twat. Most often found in the sorted of sexting

Man I got a nice twat shot last night

by Smithert April 6, 2019

Twat Nugget

A last ditch effort at descrubing somebody, so unthinkanbly thick in the head, you have to spell it out for them.

Kyle-"EUGENE! Why did you spell orange with a D YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING TWAT NUGGET!!!"

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021