Turd Wrangler 

Someone that fingers a person in the asshole and upon the removal of the finger(s) a turd follows. This could lead to embarrassment for one or both parties.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Dale?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He became a Turd Wrangler while he was fingering Karen's ass.
Person 2: What a Champ! He shall now be called (Name of State where Turd was Wrangled) Turd Wrangler. Ex. Texas Turd Wrangler or TTW or TT-Dubs.

Turd Wrangler by Bananagram92 July 18, 2016

turd burgular 

smoke who steals and smokes bum cigars

turd burgular by ernie October 21, 2003

Turd Burglar

A sneaky impish person who lives off of stolen feces. Their relentless pursuit of fecal matter deprives them of any real human contact, as such they are detested by all civilized society.

Man, that David Eckstein is a real turd burglar.

Turd Burglar by Dicktionarian June 3, 2010

turd burgler 

A person who opens the door of a bathroom stall while someone else is in there taking a dump. This situation is most often followed by an akward silence and a run for the door.

Verb- Turd burglering

Holy crap guys Tommy is such a turd burgler!

Did you see the way Tommy ran out of the bathroom after he was done turd burglering?!

turd burgler by Spencer J. December 10, 2008

Turd Smasher 

A neat little blend of the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"

<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"

<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"

<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."

<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*

Turd Smasher by Aaron the Hyper June 29, 2007

Turd Burglar

Noun. A racist term used for describing any dark skinned individual, though they mostly tend to be black or somalian.

Holy shit, there are a lot of turd burglars at this StarBucks.

Turd Burglar by Will P. W. November 26, 2006

turd blossom 

When a little piece of poop gets stuck in the fur outside a dog's butt and dangles

She kept wagging her tail to get rid off the turd blossom, but it kept hanging on.

turd blossom by Mama Turd March 15, 2009