pussy tree

noun, referring to a magical tree in Austin Texas out of which, if you're a single man and shake it correctly, pussy falls into your lap.

I am out shaking the pussy tree tonight

by paulox May 19, 2014

Christmas Tree Party

When you stick your penis in the thing you pour water into and your friends are watching and joining in slowly and slowly

Christmas Tree Party is the perfect gift if you want to be pleasured

by Hms Faggots December 21, 2017

Cunt Tree

Something that grows along the side of the road in John Denver songs.

"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.

by Dark Dave October 14, 2019

Get my tree on

V. To acquire and consume marijuana.

Yo, can I roll up? I'm tryin' to get my tree on.

by P-Says November 29, 2007

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

tree tree

the most wonderful female in the world...

i love my tree tree more than words can describe

by jake December 9, 2003

christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover February 13, 2007