Birth One

Taking a massive shit. To gestate and birth a turd of notable size and proportion.

I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.

I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.

Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.

by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018

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One-Shot

1. A fanfiction term, which means the fic is one chapter long.
2. A one-hit, which basically means that something kills you in one attack in video games.
3. A game by Eliza Velasquez about a kid named Niko who attempts to screw a lightbulb into a tower and save the world.

1. One-shot fanfics are okay, at best.
2. GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT FUCK THIS BOSS, HE'S GOT A ONE-SHOT ATTACK
3. You only have one shot, Niko.

by Verdigris June 15, 2018

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One Seven

107,000

“I got one seven so it good”
“Nah Bram, you got 107,000”

by Elflord123 November 16, 2019

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Havin' One

This is a shortened expression of "having a time" -- So, the act of experiencing any situation--in any context-- mildly or intensely, good or bad.

"Hey, how's it going over there?"

"I'm havin' one."

"See that guy over there, passed out with his sunglasses on and a beer in his hand?"

"Oh yeah. He's definitely havin' one."

"I can't talk right now because shit totally just hit the fan, I'll call you when I'm not havin' one."

"This bar is a little weird, and these people are creeping me out... but I'm still havin' one."

by Lo Mayne June 6, 2019

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one-banger

A one-banger is simply slang for a single-engine airplane like a Cessna 182 or a Piper Cub.

{Julio} Hey Jesus, there's a single-engine airplane taking off from the airport over there.
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?

by Telephony August 20, 2019

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