muff cabbage

Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing

by Not_from_jersey October 21, 2010

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BUFFALO MUFF

A vagina that has been exposed to sexually transmitted infections

Dont sleep with Amy, she has "Buffalo Muff"

by Golden Eclipse May 19, 2023

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chubby muff

Swollen or fat vagina. Usually used as an insult.

"Oi, chubby muff!"

by Woshambo January 17, 2017

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The vehicle of "that Mustang guy" who is obviously better than you because he has a Mustang. Every story or conversation eventually reverts to his Mustang which more often than not has "500 horsepower." Muff-tangs are usually associated with tools, Affliction/Ed Hardy clothing, and slightly sideways flat-brim hats on white guys.

"Did you hear that fag with the Ed Hardy shirt talkin about his Muff-tang again?"

by GRANYshifterTSi December 16, 2009

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Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.

"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."

by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025

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