tom cruise 

A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys cult activities, and most definitely loves the cock

*insert anything tom cruise has said in the past 9 months here*

tom cruise by Odium43 May 28, 2006

tom cruised 

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

tom cruised by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007

Tom Brady 

New England Patriots quarterback. Disliked by most men outside of New England not only because he usually spanks their respective teams but also because most of their girlfriends think of Tom Brady during intercourse.

"My girlfriend had three orgasms with me last night,thanks Tom Brady!"

"did you see the colts last night? They looked like a high school ladies football team!Thanks Tom Brady"

Tom Brady by Devon B February 10, 2008

Tom Hanks 

Verb. to shoot at a heavily armored vehicle with a pistol in hopes of destroying it

man1: "Dude we're getting pinned down by that tank!"

Man2: "Hold on im gonna go Tom Hanks this thing..."

Tom Hanks by TacticalNinjas June 17, 2012

Tom Cat 

A man who chases after women that have either been recently separated, or divorced.
A man that chases after a woman especially if he knows that her man is cheating on her.
A man that crashes at a woman's home to "make sure that she is okay" after she has been left or kicked her current spouse or partner out of that home.

You better not leave that girl or there will be tom cats at the door.
That dude is such a tom cat...see how he just crept up on that

Tom Cat by a married woman January 5, 2011

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

Tom is a beautiful man,who is very talented who is one third of a super hot and great band Blink 182. Tom DeLonge is also in a band call Box Car Racer. Tom in both his bands has sold millons of copies of all of his cd's around the world. He has done what only some wish they could ever accomplish and what some dream of everyday.Tom is an amazingly hot man. I have never seen someone better looking and talented in one. And too those who mock them that is fine but why bother...you dont like them thats cool but i mean too come on a site that people want to see nice things about a band they like. Then they things like "blink 182 sucks ". It seems pointless and stupid, when people say "oh there not punk!"...who cares whatever they are is what alot of people like...even if you call them count who really cares. So this is a note: I love Tom DeLonge...Thank You and Good night!

Tom DeLonge is so hot I can't believe it.

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge by Erin October 23, 2004

tom cruise 

A threat to couches around America.

Tom Cruise has a happy smile.

tom cruise by sukebe December 1, 2006