Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?

We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking

Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019

four legged moose

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded

She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!

by Jake #1 March 8, 2020

Moose Racing League

Full of slow people who crash alot (Exept from Bops) and also we need a Williams nerf

Moose Racing League? Is that the best f1 league ever made?

by NxM_Bops December 28, 2023

Moosed

Synonym friendly fire , moosing, when you accidentally murder squad mate .

Eddie didn't see recognize me and moosed me in the head with a 308

by Dayzbro June 11, 2024

Moose Knuckle

Word used to warn workers that safety supervisor is on site.

Moose knuckle, put your safety glasses back on.

by Freckz December 9, 2020