What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)
*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
by Leopards14 December 06, 2023
A Button Beater is any electronic device used to stimulate a women's clitoris, to the point where she has an orgasm.
If you have a problem with your daughter always sexting, buy her a Button Beater, so she can get her frustrations out and her focus back where it should be.
by $RollSmoke November 28, 2021
The act of laying a penis flat on the owners own body and aiming the tip towards his belly button, then proceeding to use either a massager or water jet head to massage the penis to orgasm, therein delivering a load into the belly button.
C-Bass had a fear of Belly Button play until he learned about Button-Nuttin, now after some practice he loves it :)
by Tommy2Straws June 04, 2022
by tudoro February 14, 2023
When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.
by spiffy6977 December 02, 2014
My grandfather is fungle button
by FMG11 January 13, 2022
-when someone is pissing you off lick your fingers and slap them on the forehaed and say Duey Button!-
by Slippy Something? April 16, 2009