Auntie Sparknotes

Auntie Sparknotes is a humor/advice columnist at the website sparknotes.com

Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?

by SpiffyAlien July 5, 2010

Sparkle Fag

Person who has read all three Twilight books, makes references to all four of them, and either loves Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and hates Bella.

Bea said, "I wish my boyfriend sparkled."

Mac looked at his girlfriend and said, "Sparkle fag."

by Felix n Chewy August 17, 2009

Fernandina Shark Tail

Used for women who refuse anal, or just because it's hot. While the girl is face down while you are ramming her from behind in her vagina, in mid-pump, you come down with a judo chop to the head but keep your hand on her, forming the shark fin. It should be of sufficient force to knock her out. After that, you put it in her ass. Hence the tail.

My girlfriend refused to try anal with me so I gave her the Fernandina Shark Tail.

by BadAssJimmyB August 5, 2009

sparky

Electrical engineer.

I get electrocuted because that bloody sparky got the wires crossed.

by Smeg January 12, 2004

Sparkler

Homosexual vampire, produces odd light when in contact with the sun.

Have you seen "Twilight". Yeah that Edward is a complete sparkler.

by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010

Shark

And I always though that a Shark was a carnivorous, cartilagenous, generally torpedo-like fish.

*Jaws theme* dan dum, dan dum, dandumdandumdandumtututuuuudandumdandumdandum...*

by MexG November 24, 2004

Left Shark

To get more attention than the main person in the spotlight who did all the work.

Damn, that Katy worked so hard on her superbowl performance but she got left sharked by one of her dancers who only appeared for about 10 seconds.

by Grandre February 14, 2015