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Auntie Sparknotes
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Auntie
Sparknotes
is a humor/advice columnist at the
website
sparknotes
.com
Auntie
Sparknotes
and her
confidence
pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in
werewolf
form; who would win?
Auntie Sparknotes
by
SpiffyAlien
July 5, 2010
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