Sloppy Seventh 

The Sloppy Seventh is when a man reaches his fist inside the anus of a dying cow for the seventh time in one week. Once the man reaches the large intestine, he pulls done, causing the cow to poopy on his hand.

"I went outback to my barn when I saw Betsie and immediately introduced her to the Sloppy Seventh. On the seventh day of the week, she finally shat on my hand and I splooged in my pants because of excitement."

Sloppy Seventh by Meetch Jones January 2, 2014

Sloppy Stoma Toppy 

When a male receives oral sex through the gaping hole residing in their partners throat.

Yo, Brian. I got the best head from a girl with throat cancer .... She gave me that Sloppy Stoma Toppy.

Sloppy Stoma Toppy by @YungChillionaire September 20, 2017

Sloppy Oreo 

When a group of fucking retarded dumb boys stand in a circle and try to masturbate as fast as they can on the Oreo and the last one to cum has to eat the cum-filled oreo.

Darren: "Yo man, I'm so annoyed I lost the sloppy oreo challenge yesterday"
Mark: "We should try it one time, I'd like to taste it"

Sloppy Oreo by MejdiTheSavage September 27, 2017

Sloppy Jegan 

When you meet some lad with your eyes open

It was so weird, she opened her eyes halfway through
She did a sloppy Jegan ???

Sloppy Jegan by getlitty April 19, 2019

Sloppy Dallas 

When someone gives oral sex to a mans penis; while packing the fattest lip of tobacco

Yeah bro my sister gave me a sloppy Dallas last night

Sloppy Dallas by JackMawini October 15, 2020

sloppy flopper 

when a the person who is giving head to another, slobbers so much to the point where their mouth is as dry as a desert, and the conceiver climaxes, and can no longer feel their leg

why is Andrew in a wheel chair?
Tory gave him a sloppy flopper last night

sloppy flopper by SCT2016 November 19, 2020

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy 

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021