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shittin like a seagull

is when your on holiday and eat something which does not quite agree with you, resulting in a bad case of the almighty squidgy shits...
that fish i had last night wasnt cooked to well, now im shittin like a seagull and got a fookin shit rash.....
by Lee Briggs February 8, 2008
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sitting fat

riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive

money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!

john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!

i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
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One Eyed Spitting Snake

I like to play with my one eyed spitting snake
by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011
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shatting

(v.) To drive around in a vehicle with several people stealing from the rich and giving to the random in order to make the world a better, more confusing place.
Adam: "What the hell are we doing tonight?"
Ketan: "We're shatting. Nary a traffic cone, american flag, real estate sign, stone lion, or hooker will remain standing when we're done."
by The Tree Gremlins December 19, 2005
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Sitting Bull

A true "Sitting Bull" will be not only as lazy as a hog, but will also be a whiner. This person will take every opportunity to sit down that they can, and will do all they can to get out of doing their fair share of the shared work.
Sometimes Joe is a real Sitting Bull, but not as bad as the original.
by me July 16, 2004
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Shifting Gears

The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.
It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.
by Anal Czar September 20, 2010
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shirting

I have been shirting in the bathroom.
by Michael O'Connell July 21, 2004
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