Secret Ingredient

when your having sex it is cum

Alexis: There is something about kneading pie dough that is so soothing

Bernard: Ya know i can knead a pretty good pie crust myself and its got that Secret Ingredient

Alexis: Oooh And what is that?
Bernard: Come Closer And I will tell you

by Fucking definitions for ya January 26, 2026

Secret Variables

Factors influencing outcomes that are deliberately concealed, either by research subjects, by investigators, or by the systems being studied. Unlike hidden variables (simply unmeasured) or spectral variables (unmeasurable), secret variables are actively obscured. Research subjects may hide behaviors they're ashamed of; corporations may conceal data that would damage profits; governments may classify information that would change conclusions; scientists may suppress variables that would undermine their theories. Secret variables represent the intentional production of ignorance—the active hiding of what would otherwise be knowable. They're the reason replication is essential, the reason independent verification matters, the reason transparency is a scientific virtue. Where secrets exist, knowledge is always provisional.

Secret Variables Example: "The pharmaceutical trial showed amazing results, but the secret variable—that patients with negative outcomes had been removed from the analysis—only emerged years later during litigation."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

secretary butt

when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.

"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."

by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025

secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when you get burned like a squoggit and need to relieve yourself

my bitch ass got burned like a squoggit, i need to shuck some secret squoggit sauce from the plant to gel with my bitch ass sunburn

by forble June 9, 2025

secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when your stark white bitch ass gets burned to a crisp and looks like red 40

damn my pretarded ass got burned like a squoggit, gonna need to shuck the plant for some secret squoggit sauce to relieve my bitch ois

by forble June 9, 2025

Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.

‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025

secret

lewis is a guy who was very kind and caring at first BUT when you G E T with him he is crazy. he doesnt let you talkt o your friends unless therye G I R LS but guess what??? he can talk to girls... he wont let you even be with friends who are GAY. he will stay friends with people who tried in the past fucking up ur relationship and even if you tell him youre not comfy with him being friends with them he will not CARE about your feelings. he ALWAYS has a way to turn a argument that he starts over no reason and makes it your fault, if you try telling him about serious issues that you would like to talk to someone about he will only say "awh im sorry" and go laugh with his friends on the game. he is tech dating his game and fallen in love with it bc all he does which this is very sad to say but he will wake up, turn on the pc, brush his teeth (thank god) get dressed, sit on his desk and just play his game ALL DAY. even though he does this if youre his girlfriend and you want to play with your friends a argument will occur bc he doesnt like it when you have FUN. if you wanna go out with some friends he will get mad and then go call girls to comfort him bc he loves the attention. if a girl talks bad abt you he will not tell you and instead talk to them about you also. he will never ever let you have guy friends even if you knew them before him? wanna know why? bc he is INSECURE.

"I have a secret! I think I like Lewis!"

"Oh.."

by heyguyssssssssssssssssss July 9, 2025