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Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.
Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.
by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025
mugGet the Speed Limit Partymug.

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
mugGet the Speed Runnermug.

Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over
He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017
mugGet the Speed bumpmug.

speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.
"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."
by JordanlsDead December 3, 2020
mugGet the speed simpmug.

nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone
Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight
by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019
mugGet the nigerian speed datingmug.

Speed-slut

Someone who will do whatever is necessary to receive or aquire Methamphetamine's usually having sex or blowing for drugs
That guy is definitely a speed-slut
by Meth-Malone March 8, 2022
mugGet the Speed-slutmug.

speed snitch

The act of telling on somebody before really getting the facts right. The first person breaking his or her ass to tell on somebody commiting an illegal act. Usual for little to no gain at all. Telling just to be telling on somebody.
Damn the fool speed snitched on the homie nutcase. Homie just barely pulled the robbery and he already locked up.
by Set trip July 1, 2019
mugGet the speed snitchmug.

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