A situation

A six-pack of cheap beer.

Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.

Usage:

Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!

by roblevistala February 5, 2010

Sittin on swole

to be large, massive built strong, "hulk like" to be tank

Tank is sittin on swole, and Jesse is sittin on swole dick!

by Lazaro is Wowza March 12, 2009

Bi-situational

A bisexual act that takes place under specific circumstances, often spur of the moment, usually with the female sex and often accompanied by activities such as dancing and consuming alcohol.

Dude, I gotta tell you that when that blonde chick at the club was drunk and was dancing with the brunette chick and making out it was totally unexpected. She must be Bi-situational.

by mclayman February 26, 2010

SITCOMs

(Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.) What yuppies
turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
with the kids.

Buffy decided that when her and john had there 1.2 children she could finally quite her job and become a sitcom.

by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

Sittingbourne

Sittingbourne is located in Kent, England. Sittingbourne is more commonly known as Shittingbourne. Shittingbourne is the worst place to live; it also has the worst highstreet, where all the chavs hang round. All the secondary schools located there are pure shit, they don't have enough money to afford anything. If you are a foreigner i.e someone not from Shittingbourne, you will survive for about 10 minutes. The reason you will die is because you will glance up as there is someone walking towards you. You then see it is a chav/chavs who begin to shout and you, waving their fag in your face.

To spot a chav is quite easy; most wear tracksuits for adidas/Nike and wear huaraches. with a fag in their mouth.

Person 1: I might visit Sittingbourne.

Person 2: sure, but your'll be disappointed.

by iamjesusoncrack July 5, 2016

Sitar Hero

The next game that will be released in the genre of timed symbol match games. Asians have Dance Dance Revolution (DDR), Whites have Guitar Hero, and soon Slushie Indians will have Sitar Hero.

"Afshan loves his new Sitar Hero game, and he can get almost a perfect score on the songs 'you got another thing bombin'' by jihadas priest and 'smoke on the hookah' by durkah purple."

by he who stands there December 9, 2008

web site

Not only one of the most popular sources of pornography, but also, althought not well known, a mediocre source of information (mediocre due to all of the pop ups)

My keyboard got all sticky while I was looking at a web site

by Andrew Callaway August 2, 2003