queef ballarina

insult. one who tries to act graceful or cool but inevitibly messes up

"megan o'keef...such a queef ballarina"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Queef

You did well son! Filled her up until she expelled!

Long dong in and out fast enuf to keep somw air in it!

by Dickey Doo June 18, 2003

Queef

To flatulate a juicy and rapid sound out of one's vaginal canal.

I queefed on Junior's nose three times during an oral session.

by Linny August 27, 2003

queefage

This is used when describing a fat, greasy person, usually a woman, who wears tight clothing, alot of makeup, has a mullet, or is just gross looking.

Joan Rivers, Anna Nicole Smith (before Trimspa)

by Kyle September 21, 2004

Queef

1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.

2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.

by Sam March 11, 2005

queef

Very wet pussy fart

when I pulled out, she queefed on my dick

by Jimmy September 17, 2003

queef

queef-noun- A female that has expelled gaseous contents from her pussy. The gas is very flamable. Its oderless and colorless and if you ever come into contact with it that means that u have fucked her lights out

Sheena said i did a good job last night as she queefed her cunt out.

by Curious Johnny January 8, 2004