Pulled a john

1) to pussy out of a fight

2) to talk shit 50 feet away then walk away

1) man I was bouta fight this niqqa but then he pulled a john

2) this niqqa talked shit from across the hall then got up and walked away man that niqqa pulled a john

by tig310 May 21, 2014

Pulled an Oprah

Giving out many of one particular item or service to a lot of people.

Named after how Oprah gave out lots of her cars to anyone on her show.

That slut pulled an Oprah last night and gave everyone blowjobs.

by AriZona May 29, 2014

Pulled a rick

Meeting the coolest dude you have ever imagined. You can feel his palpable sarcasm from a mile away.

Ohhh... man that guy looks so pissed. It appears that Stephanie just pulled a Rick. That guy just don't get it, and Steph's GAS Factor is running on empty.

by McRick55 June 28, 2014

Pulled a singed

When one sustains a fart whilst walking/running. Refers to singed from league of legends when he uses his poison trail. Fart is usually juicy in nature

Duuude that guy in front of us definitely pulled a singed just now.

by Constipated Penguin March 8, 2015

pulled a Dermot

Telling everyone that you couldn't get an work done because your secretary wasn't in the office.

Everyone in the office couldn't believe that he pulled a Dermot again.

by chabrowooka March 11, 2015

pulled a tom

Making sexual stories way more intresting then they actually are.

Dude you Pulled a Tom! We all know that shit didn't happen.

by A.Ardvark March 13, 2015

Pulled the mongoose

When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.

Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,

well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...

by Tim Tebow Did It May 13, 2015