mashing potatoes

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

by tyson86 August 10, 2007

hot potato

When you pass a lit bowl back in forth fast enough that you don't need a lighter, thus getting super baked.

That bowl was so lit! We hot potatoed that shit like no other!

by babe31337 March 25, 2011

Mashed potato

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.

Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!

by itsmine August 31, 2011

Potato

A Food that grows in the ground and has more uses than any other edible object!

Want some mashed potatos,fried potatos, potato soup, potato salad, or perhaps youd like some potato caserole or how about some potato...

by Spoonermosimousis October 27, 2003

potato

Silencer for a handgun.

"You think you a killer but we gon just pay 'em a visit
Put the potato in the barrel so nobody hear it"
G-Unit, Gangsta Shit

by Italianplaya August 5, 2004

Potatoe Sack

When your with your friends in a local place and while they are sitting down you run up to them take your hand on the back of their head and put it on your ballsack, and yell "Bitch, You've just been potatoe sacked!" or when your girlfriend is laying down and you perform a teabag only say potatoe sack

teabag teabagging potatoe sack

by Potatoe_sack April 14, 2009

Potato OS

An operating system that is considered to be so horrible (in terms of CPU and overall functionality) that it can be equated to a potato.

May also be used in the context of fault in internet connection, as well as the computer.

Nice Potato OS you have there, Jim; what does it run at - 1.5 GHz with FPS of up to 5?

by Drkmaster83 March 22, 2014