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Porky Pig

v. The act of waking up in the morning after a drunken night, wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants. Similar to the wardrobe choices of Porky Pig.
Tom told everyone at the lunch table that he had seen a guy porky pigging it, but they knew he was lying to get friends.

Charlie is always porky pigging it, because he's a lame-ass drunkard.
by My Hibachi April 17, 2006
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porkeling

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.
His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef
by Thomas J April 4, 2006
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Porki

A slang for a person from Pakistan, its generlly used in context to degrade Pakistanis comparing them to Pig (Pork) since it is common practise in Pakistan to marry cousins
The Porkis lost the cricket match against Sri Lanka
by Johny_1703 April 16, 2011
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Porky

A big lie. From the english rhyming slang 'porky pies', which rhymes with lies.
Axel: Did you hear that I was elected pope?
Jeeves: Thats a porky. Stop telling porkies.
by anonymous hippopotomous July 14, 2006
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porker

An extremely obese person (often one who has no intention of doing anything about their weight).
"Look at that porker! He looks like he's just emptied all the fast food restaurants in town!"
by Takoti September 14, 2005
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porkestra

1. The sound made by a large group of fat people. Contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.

2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.
Good lord, there are so many lard asses in here it sounds like a porkestra. Uh, and the smell...
by Ronald Burgandrew April 26, 2010
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porkchop

(noun) Southern California slang for a person un-affiliated with gang activity.
Example usage:
"Sometimes, it's not easy recognizing a porkchop from a woof." ('Woof' being a gangster; 'porkchop' with the above definition.)
by mlenoirh July 22, 2011
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