pmflw

Abbreviation for Punk Muthufuckin Lightweight

Tom: Dude where was Jim last night bro?

Pat: Jim stayed in to study for his Bio final. What a pmflw.

by Ivan Yerkinoff July 4, 2007

pmbb

Stands for: Poke My Belly Button.
If you poke your belly button, your bum falls off.
Used as a less vulgar version of "lmfao."

Derives from eccentric grandmothers who use obscure terms.

#1: Oh PMBB!
#2: Okay.
#1: <bum falls off>

by rachebjacol November 5, 2009

PMPL

an acronym, meaning Piss My Pants Laughing. An alternative to LMAO and ROTFL.

John: What did the hand say to the face? Slap!

Dave: PMPL

by darkreaper56 February 27, 2011

PMS

Post Meridian Syndrome:
A tendency to be easily upset at a particular time in the afternoon or evening.

I'd steer clear of her, it's getting close to 3PMS.

by gamekeepster May 19, 2013

pmp

Pissin my pants

I laughed so hard #pmp

by jrmc June 24, 2014

pmfag

a pmfag is a dude who acts completely normal during the day but at night becomes a complete fag and lives a second life dedicated to butt sex with men.

Larry is such a pmfag. I caught him riding in the car with that queer dnatello last night and he tried to say oh my car broke down but they were riding in his car at the time... dumb ass faggot.

by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015

pms

Sometime before a woman's period when all logical systems go are. A girl canget so stuck in her head and then snap and lash out at whatever she is blowing out of proportion . Usually focused on the unsuspecting man. Consequently creating a mess before she realizes what she has done and what she is crying for. An inflated state of emotional termoil. Accompanied by inflated boobs n whole body inflated by water retention. All bad . Usually one good cry can lessen the intensity provided your dude is still speaking to you.. If not buy him a pair of Jordan's and he will.

I had made a giant mess and didn't realize it was PMS until he said ,"Bye bitch!

by Sugars_Whore March 27, 2015