Uncle Pedro

An uncle who normally owns a van and gets all da girlz but prefers kids from ages 8-14

Girl 1: OMG JAKE BABAJEWS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: Ya he's really hot but he's an Uncle Pedro. He touchin' dem kids...

by Fnxdjljsjlndtykvsarhjbf January 28, 2018

Pedro

Complete stoner thats always down with his shit. Skates every now and then. Plays football and baseball. Attractive and with a huge cock. Ladies love him Shy with the ladies, has an enormous dick but won't admit it.

I got to know that shy guy Pedro last month and know I cant stop calling him to talk and meet for hot sex!

by ganjaman.420 August 30, 2015

Petrosexual

A person who loves to dress up his/her dog in clothes. The race of the dogs are often small ones such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. Made famous by celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Hayden Panettiere, and Lindsay Lohan.

Have you seen how Paris dressed up her dog Tinkerbell?

Yes she is really petrosexual.

by Asjula November 21, 2010

petrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to their pet animal(s) and not to human beings.

"Ooh, did you hear about John? He prefers to date his pets rather than girls. He Must be a petrosexual."

by Mark Taylor December 28, 2005

vegan patrol

a small group of elitist vegans who think that they are better than everyone else purely because of their vegan tendancies. they also avoid interacting with anyone that is not vegan.

"Hey, don't sit over there, that's the vegan patrol's territory."

by Lauren Mimms October 23, 2007

petrosexual

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.

"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."

by Charlie May 13, 2005

petrolio

"petróleo" para la gente de La Real Academia Negrolia (RAN). Principalmente usada por analfabetas.

En Venezuela hay petrolio.

by La Reina June 25, 2015