pedophile playground

A pedophile playground is an area where a pedophile would have immense amounts of fun, such as a swimming pool, a Junior High/High School car wash, a daycare, or an actual playground.

Dude, the swimming pool is full of little kids today, it's like a pedophile playground! No one our age is there, let's go somewhere else.

by B-Low and Tay-Low July 25, 2009

alaskan pedicure

The act of jizzing on a straight female or a gay males toes and letting it dry like nail polish.

o girl i was so turned on last night when fred gave me an alaskan pedicure

by Chris aka the hammah April 24, 2011

PedoBear

Bear (kumo) that is a pedo.
Liekz lolis.

PedoBear -drives van down road, parks, gets out, grabs loli, get's back in van, drives off to a different location-

Loli -Kicking a screming-

Pedobear -raep raep raep!!! secks secks secks!!! Buttsecks Buttsecks-

Loli; Got pwnd.

by Vulpix. October 17, 2008

mongolian gas pedal

the act of having hot dirty sex with a woman, and right before she reaches the point of an explosive climax, you pull out and kick her in her sweat box.

while jackie was getting trained by 5 military dudes at once in here extra large sweat box, she was getting ready to reach climax when all 5 dudes pulled an mongolian gas pedal rupturing both ovaries, leaving a nike shoe print on her sweat box.

by A.W. and DAVID August 15, 2006

Pedolester

One who is a pedophile while at the very same time being a molester.

Dave is such a pedolester :-*

by Seth Stephens May 18, 2006

pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.

"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."

by Ace8904 February 17, 2008

Pedo-plastic

Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.

Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008