Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
Get the Panda Expressmug. When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda
by that0nefunnyguy January 6, 2019
Get the Rusty Pandamug. A group of Coworkers who support each other through tough times and celebrate each other's successes.
Worker 1: "My boss Jay just ripped me a new one for something stupid"
Worker 2: "Don't worry, the Disgruntled Pandas have your back!"
(Later that day) Jay: "Who slashed the tires on my car?"
Worker 2: "Don't worry, the Disgruntled Pandas have your back!"
(Later that day) Jay: "Who slashed the tires on my car?"
by PATY Pandas January 17, 2025
Get the Disgruntled Pandasmug. Panda Tuesday is a celebration of the one and only Portsmouth Panda - A lovable, warm creature that frequents that area. This celebration occurs every Tuesday, usually around 8 AM. A celebratory email is written which includes a picture of a Panda, often in a cute or funny situation.
Alt. meaning 1. A coworker who resembles a Panda who is celebrated once a week.
Alt. meaning 2 - (aka - Dirty Panda). While hooking up with a very hairy woman, shave a part of her body, then put shaving foam on your face and return to motorboat shaved area, thus revealing the Dirty Panda.
Alt. meaning 1. A coworker who resembles a Panda who is celebrated once a week.
Alt. meaning 2 - (aka - Dirty Panda). While hooking up with a very hairy woman, shave a part of her body, then put shaving foam on your face and return to motorboat shaved area, thus revealing the Dirty Panda.
"Hey guys, its time to celebrate Panda Tuesday!". It was quickly decided to take place every Tuesday.
"I should really shower after that Dirty Panda!"
"I should really shower after that Dirty Panda!"
by Panda Tuesday March 8, 2014
Get the Panda Tuesdaymug. by Roberto Moollerto June 23, 2022
Get the Pandamug. by MrGameNuke September 27, 2017
Get the Ass-pandamug. A smol red panda who loves his friends and is just real with you. Is Mega GAY UwU and will stand up for friends. A rave enjoyer.
Stranger: Omg who is that?
You: It’s… Riot (Red panda), lemme get his autograph!!!
Riot (red panda: Runs away.
Stranger: Come backkkk!!!
You: It’s… Riot (Red panda), lemme get his autograph!!!
Riot (red panda: Runs away.
Stranger: Come backkkk!!!
by Big sussy wolf June 16, 2025
Get the Riot (Red panda)mug.