Jerk from home

When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.

Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.

by Zonal K September 22, 2019

jerk off pants

Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.

Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.

by daddyllammaeus B July 21, 2017

writing circle jerk

A writers' circle whose members spend all their time praising each other rather than giving constructive feedback.

I went to this writing circle meeting because I was stuck on my story, but all they did was tell me how amazing it was. Total writing circle jerk.

by mordredlefay June 29, 2011

No jerk off January

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass

Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge

by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020

Jerk off bun

A group of guys jerk off on a cinnamon bun last one to cum eats it, a Swedish military game

I was the poor basterd that had to eat the jerk off bun.

by Jabony December 10, 2015

Jerking your cock

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.

Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.

by KyleP March 22, 2007

jerk n spurt

What Christy does to me in her free time.

by ILoveChristy October 17, 2003