"all they need now is mud!

A comment made whe one refers to others that are fighting. Usually said by one male to another, dreamily as they mentally picture the scene,of the fighting pair.

Mick: Here Jimmy, did you know Kate and Sandra were fighting?
Jimmy: Yeah, all they needed was mud...!

by Lean something new every day> May 13, 2005

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

Dirty Pine Needles

When A Alien Is So Skinny She Looks Like A (Pine Needle)and she is as slutty as Paris Hilton!

OMG Aliens Landed on Earth And some Of Them are Dirty Pine Needles

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

True Needham

The guys who stay true to thier elders. They are crazy bastards, and they love it. They are not skateboard fags, or gothic idiots. They dont care what people think of them. They fuck around in a town called Needham, otherwise known as "Weedham". People talk shit about them, but they dont care, because they get most of the girls. Some of them have gone to different schools, but they will always stick together. This group of kids is also called the "Goonies" or the "Goonsquad". The only people who call them that are skateboard potheads, or straight up faggots. There are exactly 11 of the "Goonies". Only the "Goonies" are classified as True Needham. There are exceptions to this rule, but it is very rare.

Dude, the goonies are gay.
Yeah they are in kindergarten.
(Member of the Goonies) You know what is sad you guys, a kindergartener gets more ass then you!

People who are not in this group have no respect for the people have have graduated from Needham High School. Therefore, they are not True Needham.

Strongside, bitches

by Strongside Bitches January 2, 2006

Needles & Pins

Needles and Pins is a song by The Ramones!Also they are sharp objects!
owwwwwwww!

Needles & PIns are sharp!
owwwww!

by meredith April 12, 2005

drop the needle

A heroin injection (usually taken in the anal cavity, if you're an eager beaver).

Hey guys, let's drop the needle and then fell asleep on the couch watching Captain Kangaroo.

by Niklas_Dictionary December 28, 2005

need for speed

euphemism for masterbation over internet related porn

Need for Speed Underground 2 - wanking over scat porn

Need for Speed: Porsche Unleashed - a masterbating whilst wearing a condom - also see posh wank

I played 'need for speed' for two hours last night. I just levelled on need for speed.

by james melville May 27, 2006