rookie two shoes

anyone who rooks out constantly, where life is a daily struggle for them. being more than just a rook; being more than just a rookie... this person is a rookie two shoes.

Cameron got drunk and started spitting on girls, what a rookie two shoes.

by GeeOhCee March 19, 2011

horse shoe hairline

when a man is going bald and his receding hairline is shaped like a horse shoe

Jude Law has a horse shoe hairline.

by hardhitr3 November 23, 2009

clown shoes

when something is lame
thesuarus: weak sacue, mickey mouse boot squash

Nick: Nah, I can't go smoke a bowl I got work.
Colin: Dude!, that is so totally clown shoes.

by Colin January 15, 2004

Shoe laces

1. A terrible disease in which a person has tried to dice up and cook his show laces to use as a "snuffing" substance. Resulting in severe brain damage, the person begins to make little people out of paper clips and clothes-pins.

2. A very strange person usually goin by the name of "Paul-tor" but not always.

"What a fucking show lace."
"Let's Kill the SHOE-LACE!!!"

by Scherme June 3, 2003

change my shoes

This is a euphemism for the act of a bowel movement, i.e. taking a crap.

Before we go to diner, I need to change my shoes.

by Brian Rooker October 24, 2006

baby doll shoes

baby doll shoes were and are still worn by cholas. but theyre not the only ones that wear them. theyre hella cheap....i thikn u can get them at the flea market foe like....5 dollars. and a lotta chinita stores have them too. they come in all colors. and u can ear them with anytang

i think ima get some red baby doll shoes to wear wit my red shirt an bandana

by sophia gonzalez July 21, 2006

Goody two shoes

Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.

The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.

The goody two shoes expert gave a statistic of 99.97 percent efficiency for the vaccine and did a scientific experimental gamble on each and every person's life/soul.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020