A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.
Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.
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If you were smart enough to realize it, the place where you learn the key to the universe.
Only fools, morons, idiots, and nobodies disrespect math, science, history, english, and all other forms of learning.
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You can daydream your way to working as a janitor the rest of your life.
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Daughter: What the fuck is she talking about ?
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Dad: I’m your dad
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Ask it a question, and you will get an answer.
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Jimmy was struggling with his Calculus homework, so he asked Mathematica what the Derivative of Uranus was, and it told him yourmom^2.
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