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Mexican Fiesta

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR IN A HOTEL:
When a bottle of Tabasco is poured into one's ass by surprise. The recipient does the fabled Mexican Screech.
I could tell there was a Mexican Fiesta upstairs because of the sound of thumping and Mexican Screeching Coming from above.
by SnitchSnatchPattsy'sAss December 11, 2011
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mexican

A person of Mexican ancestry.

There are two types of Mexicans;

The Brown Ones (Beaners): Looked down upon by middle or upper-class white mexicans in Mexico, these usually end up moving to the United States because they are rejected by society in Mexico often being called a dirty native.

The White Mexicans: Mexicans with light skin and light eyes often live in the middle or upper class suburbs segregated from the natives who live in the slums in shacks. These usually stay in Mexico.
Me and my sister in a mall in Mexico:

Me: "Do you see those brown mexicans behind us?"
Sister: "Yeah, maybe they want to carry our bags..."
Me:"...or steal from us"
Sister:"You are sooo mean, we should just be greatful."
by sdge August 3, 2007
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Mexican Shower

When you don't have enough time for a shower and you just use deoderant to cover the smell.
Daniel: Man i as in such a hurry this morning so i just had a Mexican shower
by Icle Spillane November 13, 2009
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mexican cereal

Corn chip fragments mixed with salsa eaten with a spoon.
When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!
by Mark Shackelford August 6, 2007
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Mexican Election

who controls the computer system wins election.
Yo dude, U never know the winner! mexican election hombre pulls plug...
mexican federales take him to Guadalupe canyon mexican election just like norte americanos.
by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006
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mexican license plate

Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.
As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.
by jaredeberhardt February 29, 2008
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Mexican Pressure Washer

When you put your thumb over the end of a standard hose nozzle, thereby raising the psi to pressure wash something.
Damn dude, how am I gonna get all this Puerto Rican blood off my snakeskin cowboy boots with a regular hose? I guess I'll just Mexican Pressure Washer them off.
by Mungo Jazzflute June 19, 2008
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