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mexican leapfrog 

A regular game of leapfrog is usually held between two people. Theirs a frog (or frogs), and a leaper. The leaper bounds over the frog(s)in an attempt to land past them without damaging their genitals on the back of the frogs head.

In Mexican leapfrog theirs one leaper and many frogs. Sadly, it's not a straight line of frogs. In mexican leapfrog their is usually a built pyramid of frogs, around 6 or so, which must be leapt over.

It sucks when you wang your nuts against someones cranium...
compared to regular leapfrog, Mexican Leapfrog is hardcore.
mexican leapfrog by MoRPHiNe May 16, 2008
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Mexican Lunch 

When the vagina is eaten while a girl is on her period and has a green discharge, thus simulating salsa and guacamole.
Did you hear Paco gave that bitch a Mexican Lunch? He is a Baller!
Mexican Lunch by Mexican Hero 123 February 14, 2010

Mexican Haircut 

A haircut involving the removal of all head hair, followed by a sneaky removal of the eyebrows.
"Fuck man, I went to that barber in little Tijuana and the bitch gave me a mexican haircut!"
Mexican Haircut by mexicanaman April 23, 2010

mexican air-conditioning 

When you open the door with out any screens to let the cool air in the house because you do not have air-conditioning.
The trailer's front door was wide open letting in all of the flys from the chicken farm where he was a migrant worker,to let in the fresh air because mexican air-conditioning was better than none at all.

Mexican Train 

Multiple males lining up to have sex with a pregnant female.
Man, me and my buddies were running Mexican Train on this pregnant gril and her water broke all over the place.
Mexican Train by bobososo January 27, 2008

mexican autograph 

Smears of feces on the walls of public restrooms made by fingers. Appear more frequently in areas with a large hispanic population.
That had to be the filthiest restroom ever. There were mexican autographs everywhere.

mexican standoff 

When you take six paces from a girl, spin 180 degrees, and masterbate furiously at her face.
I gave Kim a furious mexican standoff last night.
mexican standoff by Jerktart July 31, 2011