Martin

A person who is secretly named Desmond and knows the square footage of everyones house. This person also binged all of Lost in 2 weeks.

Ted: “Hey Kim, dosent that dude with long hair over there kind of feel like a Martin?”
Kim: “Yeah ig, but don’t I have a restraining order on you. Wtf man!”

by Desmondious II September 18, 2023

Martin pog

The cool ultimate version of pog

person 1:what is martin pog its so cringe and whatever i got no info on it because it didnt exist on urban dictionary
person 2:wdym its better version of pog
person 1:ok then i will stop hating and start being martin pog

by Martin pog November 9, 2023

Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.

Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.

by Alkaiser September 9, 2010

Angry Martin

When an east texas cowboy goes to Brazil and fucks shit up. Legend has it that the original Angry Martin was done in such a way that brought wealth and fortune to those who follow in his footsteps. Similar to the Angry Green Team, but done in Latin America.

I got a chance to go to Brazil and pull an Angry Martin

by Green Team Three December 5, 2012

Kristian martin

A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristian martin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin

Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock

by Navygirl October 18, 2012

Blood Martini

Slang for glass of red wine served in a martini glass . Synonym used by individuals (usually sophisticated people that don't drink hard liquor) when ordering red wine.

"Excuse me Miss, can you please bring me a Blood Martini and my partner a Chocolate Martini?"

by Mr M Stocco May 29, 2013

[Acute] [Marching] [Band] [Withdrawal]

Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.

Bob: Pat, why are you so down?

Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal

Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.

Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends

Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...

by Drew P. Weinerhofer November 30, 2013