Your mum

Your mum is a sexy beast

Guy: your mums hot.
Guy 2: I know.

by Otis Tanke April 13, 2021

ur mum

the one i banged last night

i banged ur mum last night

by bangedurmumlastnight April 20, 2021

Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

ur mum

someone i fucked

thats right, im that kid from xbox 360 10 years ago bitch

me: i CBTed ur mum

by Daddy Bidd May 3, 2021

Curtises mum

Goes to beaches and gets d*ck. Then proceeds to get ice cream and gets pooped on by seagulls.

Dang Curtises mum is blowing off agaaaain!

by JoeAndYourMumsAHoe May 10, 2021

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022