pillow monster

Someone that can’t sleep without a horde of pillows on their bed to cuddle.

Meaghin is a pillow monster; always sleeping with her body pillow.

by EtherealVessel January 30, 2018

plop monster

When you are trying to take a dump and pushing forever and then you are finally rewarded with the release of a pack of poops, then you have released a plop
monster

Ewww gross... it sounds like Tommy just released a plop monster in there!

by Goat-a-roat April 26, 2021

JR. MONSTER

Street slang for the herpes simplex virus.

I heard that nigga T-Diddy got the Jr. Monster!

by summershit November 16, 2003

Monster Parade

When a group of men do a conga line while inserting themselves inside the person in front of them.

Ay bro we did a Monster Parade at the bathhouse last night.

by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021

hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 09, 2018

suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby January 11, 2016

Gubigul Monster

Humans of the female species, usually below average height. Most of these Gubiguls have been seen as 5'1. These little fuckers think they are the shit and talk a big game. While in reality, they are too scared to ask for an extra ketchup packet at Wendy's. These monsters are usually very feisty, humorous, and unnecessarily beautiful. This all to drag you in a pitfall of emotions and confusion, from which they feed on. Beware of encountering one of such Gubiguls.

You will never know what their true intentions are.

"She is so short yet so loud, is she one of those Gubigul Monsters?"

"Yea she definitely is, don't get caught up in her you will never escape"

by penzx July 29, 2021