"The Miss America" is a set-up surprise pose where a man removes his pants and underwear and tucks his dong ,(balls and all) in between his legs and stands with his knees pressed against each other while placing one hand either over his heart patriotically, or pressed to his cheek in an overwhelmingly surprised manner while using his other (slightly cupped) hand to perform the traditional beauty pageant wave...to unsuspecting buddies and those annoying door to door assholes of many sorts. It is usually follwed up with the proclamation of that buddy or door to door person you'd like to chase off with a ball bat being a faggot and the size designation assigned. This is usually pointed out to everybody around throughout the next 5 min. to 48 hours and specifically pointed out with great emphasis to any females encountered.
you should have seen them stupid fucking Jehovah Witnesses when they knocked on Armando's door and that big 7 foot tall bastard answered it with a big ol' smile doing "The Miss America" The shorter little fat red-headed retarded looking Jehovah Witness guy turned red as a tomato and damn near shit his pants, whatta fucking faggot...his Jehovah tote'n buddy looked like he just won the lottery, you could easily tell he was a gigantic dick lover. Though the short fat little red headed retarded looking bastard proved to be an even bigger faggot by calling the cops, big queer....
by Black Jesus knows how to dance January 8, 2020
Get the the miss america mug.The university to attend if you think you are better than everyone else. If your an ole miss student you most likely party every night and try to be preppy. This is th place to go if all you care about is partying. But most of all this is the school that mississippi state can beat any day.
by Olepiss May 18, 2014
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The University of Mississippi is a school that steals everything about their image from other people. The town is named Oxford after the city of the same name in England. The colors are stoled from Harvard and Yale (ironically, since Ole Miss is the polar opposite of these places). The mascot is stolen from the Confederacy. "Ole Miss" is actually a derogatory term for a slave the slave owner would sleep with in the Old South. Also, students at Ole Miss started a fraternity known as "The Rainbow Society." Gay? Extremely.
by datruth252525 June 17, 2009
Get the Ole Miss mug.the ass holes of the deep south (louisiana mississippi & alabama); where your parents send you if youre not smart enough to get into any other southern school because you can buy the professers off (i swear they do this, how else did my dumbass uncle get an 'education'?)
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Get the Ole' Miss mug.A person who tends to hum and dance in front of the telly to annoy her friends. Has an affinity for kittens, melons and rugby neanderthals. Generally a girly-girl at heart despite having a mean streak and an underlying dark, twisted sense of humour.
Sweet and playful at times though frighteningly violent when intoxicated. When provoked, items hurled at friends include: rotten apple cores, old newspapers and home made fish-finger sandwiches (don't forget the tartar sauce!).
Sweet and playful at times though frighteningly violent when intoxicated. When provoked, items hurled at friends include: rotten apple cores, old newspapers and home made fish-finger sandwiches (don't forget the tartar sauce!).
Will you move your butt and stop dancing in front of the TV?! I wanna change channels- stop being such a Little Miss Mason dammit!
by Malibu Stacy November 16, 2004
Get the Little Miss Mason mug.A person who is commonly classified as a non-smoking, bicycle riding, music listening hipster. A person of this definition generally passes judgment on others taste in music, art and culture. They will often be seen in the local café, sneering at you from behind ceramic coffee mugs. Known for soul-shattering awesomeness, a Mr./Miss Pretentious produces uncontrollable madness and jealously in others.
Ok ok, Mr./Miss Pretentious. wah wah wah. (example of intellectual hooliganism that causes a common response in those less facilitated in the understanding of music)
by Mr. Pretentious October 30, 2008
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