lunch ladies

a rude person who makes terrible food that I would find on the street. her food tastes like poison and then she is mean. she wears the ugliest vest I have ever seen. I hate her. I asked her if I could have a different cookie cause the one I got was hard as rocks and she said no and rolled her eyes at my friends and I . now I want her to fall or burn her hand . I want new lunch ladies . I want them gone. I'm going to switch schools then die because of her .

ugh lunch ladies I hate it
omg that lunch lady is hideous

she tried to poison me that stupid ignorant lunch beast lady

by lovelybaldeagle May 31, 2015

penny lady

A lady who walks around stores such as pick n save with the sole purpose to collect pennies.

I just threw a penny at the penny lady and she picked it up.

by DaVx0r October 8, 2003

lady spaz

sarcastic term for a chick who freaks out a lot; the LJ handle of one of the sweetest girls on the planet

"Hey, what took you so long?"
"Whatcha think? Lady Spaz here had to call her mama first..."

"Dude, you got yourself one grade-A lady spaz."

by Tenne August 27, 2005

Lady Garden

a different word used for a Vagina (women's private area)

Child - "Mom, my Lady Garden is hurting"
Mother - "Don't worry we will go to the hospital tomorrow"

by klutzygaylea July 7, 2020

Lady Boots

When you wear your lady friend like a pair of boots. Guess where your foot goes!

I couldn't find any shoes to wear to the party on saturday, so Jessica offered to be my lady boots. Obviously I only had the one, but I was the life and soul of the party. Shame about Jessica's womb though.

by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010

Lady Boat

(n., english) A hypothetical boat carrying those one has feelings for. This boat may carry crushes, dates, and spouses. An extended metaphor concerning the "lady boat" as well as the ocean it sails has also developed.

Character A: Do you like her?
Character B: Well, she is on my Lady Boat.

by willjack December 29, 2007

lady sovereign

A grubby little rapper (or whatever) who is always on my tv. She appears to have a bad attitude and a lot of teen sass, but I'd still like to see her on the end of my dick.

oooooooooo 'oddie, hoodie, ooooooddie, 'oddie woodie blah blah something something - lady sovereign

by Sconz July 17, 2006