by philbert August 24, 2004
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I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.
by Shawt November 15, 2009
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The JC is tough shit, learn to deal wit the hood. from Johnson County, to the streets of j rizzle fo shizzle
by bigshow8891 September 14, 2008
Get the Johnson County mug.Average white guy, generally overweight. Wears low-cut converses or vans with socks sticking out, cargo shorts, and wears short sleeves button shirts with exotic designs. Eats food off of other people's plates. Changes in the bathroom stalls of locker rooms. Listens to Coldplay and generally works at movie theaters and fast food restaurants. Is in the school band and wrestling.
That guy in the khaki shorts and Hawaiian shirt just took my a crab leg off plate! He's such a Doug Johnson.
by JaredFagle January 9, 2017
Get the Doug Johnson mug.A person who cries as he ejaculates and proceeds to drink the tears and semen. He once ran for class president but lost to a chalkboard eraser. At the age of 15 he discovered that his father is actually half a turkey and bacon sandwich. People have speculated as to EPJ's sexual orientation, with the top possible orientations being: the attraction to elder mountain goats, attracted to David Caruso's sunglasses or the attraction to Steve Buscemi's elbow crook. He once voted for Mikhail Gorbachev in American idol.
by yeah, him June 2, 2011
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Damn jenson truly is the most amazing girl to ever be alive on this earth , every girl should want to be like jenson because she’s the prettiest and sweetest .
by Greg w April 4, 2018
Get the Jenson mug.The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!
by Topher Johnson February 15, 2008
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