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Jean check

When someone asks you promptly "JEAN CHECK" And you must explain the brand name of your jeans.

Mostly used in poverty places. Otherwise know as the "Black hang out."
Bon Qui Qui- "JEAN CHECK"

Shaqawndashaynaynay- "BABA PHAT WESTSIDE MUTHA FUCKA."
by hayweewee July 29, 2011
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jeanious

Something you call someone who thinks they are a genius, but is too stupid to know how to actually spell "genius", and is actually a really dumb person.
That jeanious uses anime for almost every one of her forum responses, so I called her a "jeanious"; and she thought I was actually calling her smart! She is so dumb, she doesn't even know how to spell genius and thought I was giving her props for her forum posts! What a jeanious!
by Red523 January 16, 2019
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muffin-bottom jeans

jeans for a skinny person who wears his or her jeans 3 sizes to small to hide their anorexic figure
You see that girl Kristen over there? Yeah, she is anorexic so she must be wearin those new muffin-bottom jeans.
by Milli Rillows Movies April 22, 2008
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jealous

When you realize you aren't as smart, pretty or rich as another girl. You basically don't have the goods to get anything in life because you are facially bankrupt as well as financially and have had a hard life.

You lack the responsibility or brains and beauty to get ahead and realize you're a 24 year old single mom with nothing going for you but a crack habit.
Sarah was angry about never getting the male attention. She got so angry about being a failure in life that she had to come on urban dictionary to hate on a girl.

She had nothing in her life but put on a front that others are jealous of her to cover up her pathetic life.

She was really jealous of others.
by jeuee March 30, 2009
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Skinny Jeans

Jeans made for fags and girls that are extremely tight. If you're a boy and wear these jeans you most certainly have to have a 3 in. or less cock.
Ted: Hey when did you start wearing those skinny jeans?

XXSkylarXX: When i realized i should start showing off my pencil dick.

Ted: Oh yea? hows that workin for ya?

XXSkylarXX: its helped me find reasons to cut myself. come to think of it....
by CurbStompinEMOSonTheDaily July 25, 2009
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jealot

Pronunciation: 'je-l&t
Function: noun
Etymology: zealot and jealous, Late Latin zelotes, from Greek zElOtEs, from zElos
: a hostile fanatic acting on jealousy
see jeal
Definition parodied off Merriam Webster
Furgeson became a bitter jealot of happy couples after he was dumped.
by Kris Kowal September 8, 2005
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Jeanettics

Finding out that your friend Jeanette's parents are very closely related, even closer than cousins. usually follows that awkward question "Why do you have six fingers on each hand....?"
Mel : "Hey Jeanette! How come you have three legs, dude??"
Jeanette "It's 'cause of my Jeanettics dawg. My brother's my dad!"
Mel "OOH" Hi six, sista!"
by Schmilliemoo March 30, 2011
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