January 16th 

January 16th is the offical day to send booty pics to your man. Unlike any other “ass pic day”, this is real. And if someone sends you this you must do it. Otherwise your gay

( January 16th )
Boy: “hey it’s January 16th, you know what that means”
Girl: “haha, in your dreams”
Girl: (is now gay)

January 16th by Oxford dude January 15, 2020

January 20, 2017 

A sad ass day for everyone who did not vote for Donald Trump and have to deal with his bitch ass for the next few years. Used to describe a shitty day.

you know that reminds me of January 20, 2017

January 20, 2017 by becksuses January 20, 2017

January 6, 2021

This day will serve as a reminder of what mass stupidity is truly capable of. On this day, a group of Trump Supporters, who have had their IQs decimated by the lies spewed by right-wing media, stormed the US Capitol in an attempt to overturn the 2020 election results. 5 people were killed, including a Capitol police officer. This all started when Donald Trump, who lost the election, made unfounded claims that widespread voter fraud had made him lose. His supporters believed him, which is no surprise since they’re literally in a cult and worship him like God. For his actions, Trump was impeached for the second time in his presidency, but he ended up being acquitted.

January 6, 2021, will go down as one of the stupidest days in history. Shall I also mention that the Trump supporters at the Capitol wanted to hang VP Mike Pence after he didn’t do anything to put the election results in Trump’s favor? (Trump made them believe he would do that). They almost got to Pence too, but he was able to escape.

January 6, 2021 by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021

January 5

January 5th is the best day of your life because it is National Don’t Talk Day. So if someone talks to you write down what you wanna say!And don’t forget to write your not supposed to be talking!

Sarah-Hey James
James-.....
Sarah-Why aren’t you talking to me?!
James-*Writes on paper*”It’s January 5th! So it’s National Don’t Talk Day!

January 5 by Sassy Girl09 December 4, 2019

January 19 

People born on this date tend to lean more to the gay side and love to touch men. But otherwise they are quiet people that mind their own business

I can tell he was born January 19th...

January 19 by Bootyontheblock23 October 16, 2019

January 1 

The day Jermy Linki-Chow was born
Also New Years

Happy January 1
Happy new years?
No happy Birth of The Almighty Linki-Chow

January 1 by Random commenter October 19, 2019

January 10 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 10
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day

January 10 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019