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Fucking hungry

Wow I am really fucking hungry right now. I could eat a fucking cow.
by HungryGuy609 February 24, 2012
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kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.
Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much
by skippingsloth April 27, 2015
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hunski

bacca: "i just got payed 3 hunskis on thursday"
by bacca b September 3, 2005
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munter hunter

One who on a regular basis pursues particulary unattractive females or munters, with the sole objective of getting passionate with them, to boost there own self-esteem.
"Dean pulls loads of ugly girls, he is a munter hunter" or
"The munter hunter is behind the building having intercourse with a particularly ugly lady"
by StuartB September 28, 2008
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Hundul

Hundul is a common slang used in the Bukharian-Jewish community to refer to Ashkenazi-Jews from Russia, Ukraine and Belarus. However, the term is used to include all Russian speaking Ashkenazi-Jews who lived anywhere in the Soviet Union.

The exact meaning of the term is still disputed. Some claim that origins of the word Hundul comes from the Bukharian/Uzbek word Handalak--an early ripening melon. Still, others claim that it refers to pale skin of these Russian Jews. The term has been adopted by other Russian speaking Sefardi-Jews from Soviet Union like Gorsky-Jews.

Hunduli (plural) are looked upon as Jews devoid, ignorant or dismissive of their Jewish cultural values and religious identity.

There are two categories of Hundul males: either seen as book smart, intelligent and well mannered, or drug abusing, alcohol consuming and partying type whose parents are not much concerned and treat it as a normal youth behavior.

Hundul females are seen as sexy--closest thing to a typical Western blonde hair, blue eyed female--but are not marriage material at all for Bukharians. The stereotype and reputation of Hunduli females is full of legends as being very promiscuous and morally loose. They contrast Bukharian females who are raised in conservative, family oriented homes. Hunduli girls don't know how to cook or do laundry thus making them poor wife material.
Gavriel: "It's Yom Kippur today and I so Pavel Rubinsky walking out of McDonald's with a burger as I was walking to shul (synagogue.)"
Dovid: "eebee, toba, toba, toba, chisti hundul pess."

Mafrat: "Natasha's parents don't mind if she wears short skirts, heavy make up or brings guys home to smoke. I wish our parents were this cool."
Mafrat's brother: "That's because they're Hunduli and do you want to end up shalava like her?"

Benyamin: "Yo nigga I had this mad hard chem exam and I know I did well cause I copied everything from that hundul Max."

Moshe: "worddd son, let's make shashlik to celebrate!"
by Vasya Papov June 10, 2011
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booty hunter

"I broke up with my boyfriend cuz hes a booty hunter!"
by Lauren and Lesley July 11, 2007
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Hundal

Clan of total badasses. Originated in India where they fucked shit up, drinking all the other little pussy clans under the table. Blood composed of whiskey and wicked mad beards to boot. Bitches all want a hundal but they cant handle there elephant sized cocks or their genuine inability to fuck all day and night. THE ORIGIN OF TALL DARK AND HANDSOME. and to boot They held of the mughal empire and saved the world from being run over by the muslim menace.

- to be a asskicking hoss
- a successful individual
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"mmmm... he's such a hundal, i can't even fit him in my mouth"

'wow... he single handedly fucked up everyone in that bar... what a hundal.'
by Honesty's My Middle Name August 23, 2011
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