hook

(v) The act of hooking, such as a hooker does. That is, fornicating for monetary compensation.

She doesn't have a real job; she hooks for money.

by plasticus March 7, 2004

Rusty Hook

A Rusty Hook is when you are wiping your arse and your finger accidentally rips through the toilet paper and you get a little bit of shit on your finger.

"Dude, I was just taking a shit and... When wiping my finger tore through the fucking toilet paper..."

"Rusty Hook!!!"

by BigLeeBrink October 20, 2013

Captain Hook

When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.

Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.

by Chilidog February 3, 2007

wut da hook gon be

dumb song by murphy lee

"wut da hook gon be? we dont need no fuckin hook on dis beat!" that IS the hook dumbass!

by ... April 16, 2004

hoochy mamma hooker hoe

a hoochy mamma hooker hoe is a person who the word hooch or hooker or even hoe is not enought to discribe that person.

"you are shuch a hoochy mamma hooker hoe!"

by NaLiJoCa November 14, 2006

Captain Hook

Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.

Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"

by jellymomo April 13, 2011

hook up

To provide illegal drugs to someone without charging a handler's fee. (i.e. if one can get an eight of marijuana for 20 bucks, one would then sell it to one's friends for the same price, hooking them up)

You can get schwag for 15$ an eighth? Woah dude, hook me up!

by Greg August 7, 2003